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January 2020
Rocket #262: The Gang Scams CES
January 16th, 2020
Rocket #261: It's CES, Snitches!
January 9th, 2020
Rocket #260: Gospel of Simone
January 2nd, 2020
December 2019
Rocket #259: Catastrophe
December 26th, 2019
Rocket #258: X is Banned
December 19th, 2019
Rocket #257: Not Even Netflix
December 12th, 2019
Rocket #256: Reverse Rocket Rule
December 5th, 2019
November 2019
Rocket #255: Agents of Chaos
November 27th, 2019
Rocket #254: We're Cancelling Black Friday
November 21st, 2019
Rocket #253: Hard Times for Tik Tok
November 17th, 2019
Rocket #252: Retraction
November 7th, 2019
October 2019
Rocket #251: Neutral Bud Hotel
October 31st, 2019
Rocket #250: A Colossal Flip-Up
October 24th, 2019
Rocket #249: Do Your Worst
October 17th, 2019
Rocket #248: Reverse Porn
October 10th, 2019
Rocket #247: A Big Whoopsy
October 3rd, 2019
September 2019
Rocket #246: Gateway Smart Speaker
September 27th, 2019
Rocket #245: To Upgrade or Not to Upgrade
September 19th, 2019
Rocket #244: #christinashaming
September 11th, 2019
Rocket #243: Anna Delvey is Not Our Friend
September 5th, 2019
August 2019
Rocket #242: Disney Owns Our Culture
August 29th, 2019
Rocket #241: Rose Gold Collection
August 22nd, 2019
Rocket #240: MoviePass II: The Return
August 15th, 2019
Rocket #239: JUNK FOOD
August 8th, 2019
July 2019
Rocket #238: Uncool Hacks
July 31st, 2019
Rocket #237: A First!
July 25th, 2019
Rocket #236: We're Riled Up
July 18th, 2019
Rocket #235: Farewell, MacBook
July 11th, 2019
Rocket #234: What Did We Say About Rocket Rules
July 4th, 2019
June 2019
Rocket #233: Apple Rumor Klaxon
June 27th, 2019
Rocket #232: Centralizing Decentralized Currency
June 20th, 2019
Rocket #231: The Planet is on Fire
June 13th, 2019
Rocket #230: Buy Christina a Mac Pro
June 6th, 2019
May 2019
Rocket #229: Infrastructure Weak
May 30th, 2019
Rocket #228: Piece of Dust
May 23rd, 2019
Rocket #227: Hot Terminal
May 16th, 2019
Rocket #226: Oppression Team
May 9th, 2019
Rocket #225: I've Got A Dog Clicker
May 3rd, 2019
April 2019
Rocket #224: Conspiracy Entrepreneurs
April 25th, 2019
Rocket #223: Aunt Becky is Going to Jail
April 18th, 2019
Rocket #222: The Cursed Episode
April 11th, 2019
Rocket #221: Janties!
April 4th, 2019
March 2019
Rocket #220: She's in Dubai
March 28th, 2019
Rocket #219: Banjo Is Free
March 21st, 2019
Rocket #218: Side Door
March 14th, 2019
Rocket #217: Rogue One Two
March 7th, 2019
February 2019
Rocket #216: We're Not Buying Them
February 28th, 2019
Rocket #215: Oculus Rift Tea Time
February 21st, 2019
Rocket #214: The 24th Time Zone
February 14th, 2019
Rocket #213: Our Favorite Things
February 7th, 2019
January 2019
Rocket #212: Tiny Screws
January 31st, 2019
Rocket #211: Suckville 9 to 5
January 24th, 2019
Rocket #210: Foldable Phone Future
January 17th, 2019
Rocket #209: Pepsi is Not a Sponsor of This Podcast
January 10th, 2019
Rocket #208: Stop Drocks
January 4th, 2019
December 2018
Rocket #207: The 19th Year of 2018
December 28th, 2018
Rocket #206: That's a Win!
December 20th, 2018
Rocket #205: Epic Games, Cars, and Adult Content
December 13th, 2018
Rocket #204: Great Chicken Caper of 2018
December 6th, 2018
November 2018
Rocket #203: Don't Catfish
November 29th, 2018
Rocket #202: Christina's Makes a Good Buying Decision
November 24th, 2018
Rocket #201: Christina's Wallet Strikes Back
November 15th, 2018
Rocket #200: Two Hundred!
November 8th, 2018
Rocket #199: 34.8 Billion Dollars
November 2nd, 2018
October 2018
Rocket #198: An Influencer Who Works for Microsoft
October 25th, 2018
Rocket #197: The Magic of Necromancy
October 18th, 2018
Rocket #196: The Big Hack Breakdown: Supermicro, Apples Watches, and Google Pixel 3
October 11th, 2018
Rocket #195: Summer Never Ends
October 4th, 2018
September 2018
Rocket #194: iPhone Hypocrisy
September 27th, 2018
Rocket #193: A Masochist and a Liar
September 20th, 2018
Rocket #192: Are the New iPhones Worth it?
September 13th, 2018
Rocket #191: Summer of Scams: The Finale
September 6th, 2018
August 2018
Rocket #190: Wrestling is the Fake Sport
August 30th, 2018
Rocket #189: Poo Show At The Frick Factory
August 23rd, 2018
Rocket #188: Tech Jealousy
August 16th, 2018
Rocket #187: Simone is the Mayonaise
August 9th, 2018
Rocket #186: Inauthentic Activity
August 2nd, 2018
July 2018
Rocket #185: Thin and Light
July 26th, 2018
Rocket #184: Stealth MacBook Refresh
July 19th, 2018
Rocket #183: It Could Look Worse
July 12th, 2018
Rocket #182: Nap Queen
July 5th, 2018
June 2018
Rocket #181: Dark Mode
June 28th, 2018
Rocket #180: Simonepunk 2077
June 22nd, 2018
Rocket #179: Leon is Not Hot Anymore
June 14th, 2018
Rocket #178: Blue Bubble Elitist
June 7th, 2018
May 2018
Rocket #177: The Wonder Bread of Content
May 31st, 2018
Rocket #176: Donkey Kong Cradles Him
May 24th, 2018
Rocket #175: There's a Robin Williams Movie
May 17th, 2018
Rocket #174: Git Champions
May 11th, 2018
Rocket #173: A Lawyer Solution
May 3rd, 2018
April 2018
Rocket #172: Nintendo's To-Do List
April 26th, 2018
Rocket #171: Nintendo Labo is Here
April 19th, 2018
Rocket #170: It's So Horrible Here
April 12th, 2018
Rocket #169: Better Laser Explosions
April 5th, 2018
March 2018
Rocket #168: There Were Other Complications
March 30th, 2018
Rocket #167: Pointing Fingers
March 22nd, 2018
Rocket #166: Smart Home Future
March 15th, 2018
Rocket #165: Steven Spielberg Hasn't Made A Bad Movie Since Hook - Fight Me
March 9th, 2018
Rocket #164: Just The Two Of Us
March 1st, 2018
February 2018
Rocket #163: Reviewpalooza
February 22nd, 2018
Rocket #162: The Internet Was A Mistake
February 15th, 2018
Rocket #161: Wow, Remember That?
February 9th, 2018
Rocket #160: Flamethrowers and Teens
February 1st, 2018
January 2018
Rocket #159: Christina Loves To Buy
January 25th, 2018
Rocket #158: Even MORE Warrantless Wiretapping
January 18th, 2018
Rocket #157: Joe Kodak
January 11th, 2018
Rocket #156: Brain Hurt
January 4th, 2018
December 2017
Rocket #155: We're All From Rocket Now
December 29th, 2017
Rocket #154: I Don't Regret It
December 21st, 2017
Rocket #153: Always Be Fact Checking
December 14th, 2017
Rocket #152: One Woman Show
December 7th, 2017
November 2017
Rocket #151: Dark Unicorn
November 30th, 2017
Rocket #150: CMAC AND CMOM
November 22nd, 2017
Rocket #149: Get Yourself a Bentley
November 16th, 2017
Rocket #148: Meth Is Not Cruelty-Free
November 9th, 2017
Rocket #147: The First Big iPhone X Episode
November 2nd, 2017
October 2017
Rocket #146: Get A Load of THESE Amazing Stories
October 26th, 2017
Rocket #145: Baby's Got Back, As They Say
October 19th, 2017
Rocket #144: Go Oculus Go
October 13th, 2017
Rocket #143: Grievances
October 5th, 2017
September 2017
Rocket #142: SimoneJACK
September 28th, 2017
Rocket #141: Disney Prison
September 21st, 2017
Rocket #140: The Revolutionary iPhone
September 14th, 2017
Rocket #139: Almost as Good as Simone
September 9th, 2017
August 2017
Rocket #138: Horf Some Sausage
August 31st, 2017
Rocket #137: All the Sad, Young Phones
August 24th, 2017
Rocket #136: This Is What Eggs Sound Like
August 17th, 2017
Rocket #135: Appropriating Demons and Daddy
August 11th, 2017
Rocket #134: That's What SHE Said
August 3rd, 2017
July 2017
Rocket #133: Walmart Disappoints America
July 27th, 2017
Rocket #132: I Invented Daddy Culture
July 20th, 2017
Rocket #131: A Beautiful Moth
July 11th, 2017
Rocket #130: Princess Christina
July 7th, 2017
June 2017
Rocket #129: Nintendo, Please Send Us Four Mini SNES Classic Editions
June 29th, 2017
Rocket #128: Orwellian!
June 22nd, 2017
Rocket #127: Bee Queen
June 15th, 2017
Rocket #126: WWDC!
June 9th, 2017
Rocket #125: The Pretentious Man's Android
June 1st, 2017
May 2017
Rocket #124: We're Back!
May 26th, 2017
Rocket #123: A Two-Parter, Part Two
May 18th, 2017
Rocket #122: A Two-Parter
May 11th, 2017
Rocket #121: Not ASMR
May 4th, 2017
April 2017
Rocket #120: Feast of Sins
April 27th, 2017
Rocket #119: JuicBros
April 20th, 2017
Rocket #118: Pure Nuggets
April 13th, 2017
Rocket #117: Death Knell Pause
April 6th, 2017
March 2017
Rocket #116: Gosh-Darn Angry!
March 31st, 2017
Rocket #115: That is the Joke
March 23rd, 2017
Rocket #114: Beauty and the Matrix
March 16th, 2017
Rocket #113: Just Have Two
March 9th, 2017
Rocket #112: Agent G
March 2nd, 2017
February 2017
Rocket #111: The FORCE Awakens
February 23rd, 2017
Rocket #110: Eff It All
February 16th, 2017
Rocket #109: Being the Firehose
February 9th, 2017
Rocket #108: ZuckSweat
February 3rd, 2017
January 2017
Rocket #107: Make Me Cry
January 27th, 2017
Rocket #106: Go Hard And Then Go Home
January 20th, 2017
Rocket #105: I Want Socks
January 12th, 2017
Rocket #104: A Change of Titles
January 5th, 2017
December 2016
Rocket #103: Sergeant Rochefort
December 29th, 2016
Rocket #102: Throw Some More Cores At It
December 22nd, 2016
Rocket #101: BRI IS BACK
December 15th, 2016
Rocket #100: We're Judging
December 8th, 2016
Rocket #99: Return of Team Old
December 1st, 2016
November 2016
Rocket #98: At the End
November 23rd, 2016
Rocket #97: I'm An I-Guy
November 17th, 2016
Rocket #96: Let's Have A Normal Show
November 11th, 2016
Rocket #95: Christina's Layers O'Laughs
November 4th, 2016
October 2016
Rocket #94: Thanks Microsoft
October 27th, 2016
Rocket #93: Reported to Death
October 20th, 2016
Rocket #92: A La Carte Fate
October 14th, 2016
Rocket #91: The Virtual Reality Is
October 7th, 2016
September 2016
Rocket #90: These Memes Are Gross
September 29th, 2016
Rocket #89: Garbage Web of Privacy
September 22nd, 2016
Rocket #88: #HotInHerreParty
September 16th, 2016
Rocket #87: Tweak and Twerk and Twunk
September 9th, 2016
Rocket #86: Talk About Me to Journalism
September 2nd, 2016
August 2016
Rocket #85: Die on the Daddy Hill
August 25th, 2016
Rocket #84: My Cool Aunt
August 18th, 2016
Rocket #83: Suddenly EDM
August 11th, 2016
Rocket #82: iPhone Size Queen
August 5th, 2016
July 2016
Rocket #81: Slackmaster G
July 28th, 2016
Rocket #80: Our Eff Bomb Episode
July 21st, 2016
Rocket #79: Pokémon Go, Going, Gone
July 14th, 2016
Rocket #78: When Your Product is a Punchline
July 7th, 2016
June 2016
Rocket #77: That’s Non-Trivial
June 30th, 2016
Rocket #76: #TOMSWIFT
June 24th, 2016
Rocket #75: Live from AltConf 2016
June 16th, 2016
Rocket #74: Pirate Reform
June 10th, 2016
Rocket #73: Big Sister is Watching
June 3rd, 2016
May 2016
Rocket #72: Obliterating Children
May 26th, 2016
Rocket #71: Compulsory Heterosexuality
May 19th, 2016
Rocket #70: Christina Drops the Eff Bomb
May 13th, 2016
Rocket #69: A Thousand Miles An Hour Into Punville
May 5th, 2016
April 2016
Rocket #68: Death of a Unicorn
April 28th, 2016
Rocket #67: Push Your Own Dongle
April 21st, 2016
Rocket #66: 1337 Stopped Being Cool
April 14th, 2016
Rocket #65: Release the Volcano
April 8th, 2016
Rocket #64: Mister Doctorow
April 2nd, 2016
March 2016
Rocket #63: That's Actually Not a Terrible Point
March 26th, 2016
Rocket #62: The Constant March Forward
March 17th, 2016
Rocket #61: A Lot of Cooks in the Kitchen
March 10th, 2016
Rocket #60: Full Disclosure
March 3rd, 2016
February 2016
Rocket #59: Tim Cook for President
February 25th, 2016
Rocket #58: You Can't Not
February 18th, 2016
Rocket #57: Never See the Light of Day
February 11th, 2016
Rocket #56: The Home of my Soul
February 7th, 2016
January 2016
Rocket #55: A Heart On for the iPad
January 28th, 2016
Rocket #54: The Faceless Protagonist
January 21st, 2016
Rocket #53: Slowly Melting Into a Pile of Goo
January 14th, 2016
Rocket #52: A Tank For Every Family
January 7th, 2016
December 2015
Rocket #51: Kylo Ren is a Complete Millennial
December 31st, 2015
Rocket #50: Vapors of Memory
December 23rd, 2015
Rocket #49: Messenger Dolphin
December 17th, 2015
Rocket #48: Split the Cells
December 10th, 2015
Rocket #47: The Final SB Discussion
December 3rd, 2015
November 2015
Rocket #46: Curiosity and Wonder
November 28th, 2015
Rocket #45: Terminated in Adele’s Mouth
November 21st, 2015
Rocket #44: Church of Simonetology
November 12th, 2015
Rocket #43: The Next Big Thing
November 5th, 2015
October 2015
Rocket #42: I Don't Want to See Real Life
October 29th, 2015
Rocket #41: That’s my Safe Word
October 22nd, 2015
Rocket #40: Sweater Weather & iMac Season
October 15th, 2015
Rocket #39: Dredging up the Gems
October 8th, 2015
Rocket #38: Red Carpet Ready
October 1st, 2015
September 2015
Rocket #37: Special Kind of Octopus
September 24th, 2015
Rocket #36: The Wheel Works Better
September 18th, 2015
Rocket #35: The Gorilla Arm Problem
September 11th, 2015
Rocket #34: Fine Piece of Machinery
September 4th, 2015
August 2015
Rocket #33: Beyond Stoked
August 25th, 2015
Rocket #32: Frankenkeyboards
August 20th, 2015
Rocket #31: Hire the Right Millennials
August 13th, 2015
Rocket #30: A Beautiful Disaster
August 8th, 2015
July 2015
Rocket #29: Security Through Obesity
July 30th, 2015
Rocket #28: We Vote With Our Dollars
July 23rd, 2015
Rocket #27: That Was a Space Joke, By The Way
July 16th, 2015
Rocket #26: Cloudy Hellscape
July 9th, 2015
Rocket #25: The Paradox of Choice
July 2nd, 2015
June 2015
Rocket #24: Peak Christina
June 26th, 2015
Rocket #23: Guardian of the Velociraptors
June 18th, 2015
Rocket #22: On Demand Lifestyle
June 10th, 2015
Rocket #21: Never Leave Us Again
June 4th, 2015
May 2015
Rocket #20: The Hiking Simulator
May 28th, 2015
Rocket #19: Destructa X
May 21st, 2015
Rocket #18: #CHRISTINABUS
May 14th, 2015
Rocket #17: I Can Run for President!
May 7th, 2015
April 2015
Rocket #16: Burnt Out from Microsoft
April 30th, 2015
Rocket #15: Have You Not Heard about My Frog Suit?
April 25th, 2015
Rocket #14: The Eloquence
April 17th, 2015
Rocket #13: Is Gold Best?
April 11th, 2015
Rocket #12: CYAT
April 5th, 2015
March 2015
Rocket #11: PDF Slumber Party
March 26th, 2015
Rocket #10: Professional Alcohol Chaperone
March 20th, 2015
Rocket #9: Channing Tatum Saves Feminism
March 12th, 2015
Rocket #8: Holy Cats!
March 5th, 2015
February 2015
Rocket #7: Serial Kickstarter Backer
February 26th, 2015
Rocket #6: Next Gen Trash TV
February 19th, 2015
Rocket #5: Gravely in the Wrong
February 12th, 2015
Rocket #4: I Cannot Be Left Shark
February 5th, 2015
January 2015
Rocket #3: Representative Warren Has No Comment
January 30th, 2015
Rocket #2: Truly Outrageous
January 26th, 2015
Rocket #1: Pilot
January 19th, 2015