John and Merlin argue about whether John's new avatar is extremely bad.
Your hosts relitigate this shameful cultural moment in which people keep blaming sweet precious angels for human stovetop cock-ups.
Merlin demands an opportunity to defend his honor, and John encourages him to get more adult supervision.
Your hosts discuss the breathless magic of "Project Farm."
John has updates on some recent elective plumbing.
What does it mean to be a young person in the age of ubiquitous capture?
Merlin can't tell whether John is mad at him, but John claims that he's not.
John complains about a podcast that Merlin likes, and Merlin announces that professional eye care is a racket.
John thinks Merlin drinks too much water, which naturally leads to a deep dive on the landscape of consumer ice machines.