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Latest Episodes

#87: Peeps 🐤

April 8th, 2022 · 44 minutes

We intended to rank the worst flavors of marshmallow Peeps for Easter… but we were in for a surprise.

#86: Overplayed Songs

March 29th, 2022 · 33 minutes

The most overplayed, overused songs from the 1800s to today that we never need to hear again, but we know we will.

#85: Series Finales 📺

February 28th, 2022 · 49 minutes

Our favorite TV-show finales. (Don't worry, we're not ending this show!)

#84: Jams, Jellies, Marmalades, and Compotes

January 31st, 2022 · 37 minutes

Our favorite sweet spreadables.

#83: Road-Trip Songs 🚙🎶

December 22nd, 2021 · 45 minutes

Our favorite songs for road-trip playlists.

#82: Flavors

November 30th, 2021 · 48 minutes

That's right. Flavors.

#81: Halloween Monsters 🧟🧛🏻‍♀️🤡👻🕷🦇🐺

October 26th, 2021 · 34 minutes

Tiff's favorite Halloween monsters, and the "monsters" that most scare Marco.

#80: Hal's Pairings

September 30th, 2021 · 44 minutes

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

#79: Fla•Vor•Ice

August 30th, 2021 · 28 minutes

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

#78: Pasta Shapes 🍝

July 29th, 2021 · 50 minutes

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.