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#27: Girl Scout Cookies ๐Ÿช

April 18th, 2017 · 37 minutes

We rank our favorite Girl Scout cookies and make Top Four history.

#26: Holidays ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿˆ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿบ

March 21st, 2017 · 38 minutes

Our favorite annual holidaysโ€ฆ for very different reasons.

#25: Dog Breeds ๐Ÿถ

February 9th, 2017 · 68 minutes

Steffanie and Joel Housman join us to rank our favorite dog breeds. (But they're all good dogs!)

#24: Vegetables ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐ŸŒถ

January 19th, 2017 · 34 minutes

In the new year, we help you navigate the challenging world of vegetables.

#23: Christmas Movies ๐ŸŽ„

December 8th, 2016 · 69 minutes

Lauren and Jason Snell join us to rank our favorite Christmas movies.

#22: Thanksgiving Side Dishes

November 26th, 2016 · 29 minutes

Our favorite side dishes in typical American Thanksgiving dinnersโ€ฆ and every meal in the following few days.

#21: Fifty Flavors of Lies

October 11th, 2016 · 38 minutes

Our top four worst Jelly Belly flavors.

#20: Jelly Belly Teaser

October 8th, 2016 · 0 minutes

The best homework you've ever gotten from a podcast: Buy these jelly beans before next week's episode!

#19: Cereals From A Van ๐Ÿš

September 18th, 2016 · 19 minutes

Special guests Paul Kafasis and Myke Hurley join Tiff and Marco at Cereal From A Van, a Portland food "truck", to rank everyone's top four breakfast cereals. Recorded live at XOXO 2016.

#18: Childhood Console Games ๐ŸŽฎ

September 7th, 2016 · 50 minutes

Favorites from the NES, Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64, with apologies to the Sega Master System, Sega CD, 32X, Saturn, and PlayStation.