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#80: Hal's Pairings

September 30th, 2021 · 44 minutes

Join your favorite "seltziers" (or "crunchographers"?) as we discover amazing culinary pairings between Hal's seltzer flavors and Hal's potato chips.

#79: Fla•Vor•Ice

August 30th, 2021 · 28 minutes

The best flavors to grab on a hot summer day as you push past the children to get to the front of the line.

#78: Pasta Shapes 🍝

July 29th, 2021 · 50 minutes

After months of delicious research, we've ranked our favorite extrusions of dried semolina. We tried every shape we could find — yes, even that one.

#77: Simpsons Characters

June 28th, 2021 · 38 minutes

Our favorite characters on The Simpsons.

#76: Seafood 🐟🦞🍤🦀🦪🍋🧈

May 27th, 2021 · 43 minutes

Our favorite objects to eat from the ocean.

#75: Beer Types 🍻

April 30th, 2021 · 52 minutes

A tour of the world's best ways to combine barley, hops, yeast, and water.

#74: Apple Products 📱💻🖥⌚️

March 31st, 2021 · 83 minutes

How have we not done this already?

#73: Lettuces 🥬

February 23rd, 2021 · 49 minutes

Our favorite leafy greens.

#72: Pop Tarts

January 30th, 2021 · 80 minutes

Nobody should have 30 flavors of Pop Tarts. But having found ourselves in that situation, we did what any podcasters would do: taste-test all 30 flavors and rank our favorites.

#71: Christmas Episodes of The Office

December 21st, 2020 · 57 minutes

In a special crossover episode with Somehow I Manage, we're joined by Merri and Stephen Hackett to rank our favorite Christmas episodes of The Office.