In which we imagine a future where the Amazon delivery driver uses your smart lock to break into your house, then makes a fashionable escape in a purple getaway car with eyeliner headlight accents.
In which the wi-fi analyzes our emotions after reading about the alleged hostile work environment at Apple, and offers a bucket of sloths as consolation.
In which we balance an in-depth discussion about how the women in the Obama White House support each other by also discussing what happens when your devices give away that you're secretly "voting Republican".
In which none of the controversies surrounding the Apple Event can compare to the shocking confession that Steve nonchalantly drops on everyone. HOW RUDE.
In a world where trees are out for blood, Siri sends you in the wrong direction and YouTubers are upset about "censorship", only one thing can save us: Tacosaurus Rex.
Does the world have you feeling down, with Twitter verification FUBAR, burkinis banned on French beaches, and neighborhood community sites used for racial profiling? Don't worry, dinosaur pants are here to the rescue. FTFY!
Brianna has a vivid analogy we can’t get into because we’re a FAMILY SHOW, Georgia wants to kill things using temporary tattoos, Mikah wants to nuke comments from orbit (just to be sure), and Steve is an iron-fisted patriarch. AGAIN.
With Mikah off fighting crime, Bri debates between Soylent and buffalo wings to fuel her No Man’s Sky marathon, Snapchat’s latest terrible decision validates Steve’s refusal to sign up, and Georgia solves all the world’s problems.
In which Bri saves budding game designers $100K, Mikah patiently explains why Apple can't create emoji, Georgia reminds us repeatedly why Canada is the greatest nation on earth, and Steve finally goes full black hat with his image searching skills.
Georgia's grief that Sesame Street actors were let go exposes her as an Elmo fan, prompting Bri to defend Cookie Monster's honor, while Steve pines for the days of sausage styluses and Mikah tries to come to terms with his new nickname.